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an unexpected journey: (SCREAMS) I CANT WAIT
the desolation of smaug: (PUNCHES WALL) I CANT WAIT
there and back again: (thinks about all the death) (breathy hot elf voice) I'm patient ... I can wait

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officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

(via swigitypizzaswag)

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unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

(via pizza)

cell-mate:

tennants-hair:

do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number

they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor

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you have real people who like you

wow

i don’t say it often enough, but to all you lovely people who decided to follow me, thank you. it means the absolute world to me.

(via swigitypizzaswag)

canabian:

I want to go to Scotland and see all the castles.

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painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(Source: spenceromg, via shouldnt)

acidicmoons:

Happy Easter everyone :)

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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via the-moment-is-dopeness)

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

(via gameofthronesdaily)

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